Sardar FAQ’s
All the questions you never knew you had about sardars
What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
What do you call an eternity?
Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
What did the Sardar say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
What do you do if a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
How can you tell if a Sardar has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.
Why shouldn't Sardars have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
How do you drown a Sardar?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Sardar's eye?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Why don't Sardars like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Sardars that were found frozen to death in their car at the
drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
Why won't they hire Sardars as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Hear about the Sardar that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize he could play it at night.
What happenned to the Sardar Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.