Smart $indhi Students!
Who says today's $indhi students aren't as smart as there parents?
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
TEACHER: Behrumal, go to the map and find India.
BEHRUMAL: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered India?
TEACHER: Ashok, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Manish, why do you always get so dirty?
Manish: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
RAHUL: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
RAHUL: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
ROHIT: Daddy, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
ROHIT: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SUNNY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
AMIT: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Neresh, give me a sentence starting with "I".
NERESH: I is...
TEACHER: No, Neresh. Always say, "I am."
NERESH: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
BUNTY: You said it was my lunch money.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the
other, what would I have?
RAJA: Big hands!